Pizza Me, Mafia revolves around a Mafia family running a fake pizzeria business whose prodigal son Joe Calzone falls in love with the chief of police's daughter. When Joe intends to propose to her at a party, he brings his uncle Dario the family's consigliere, and the two mafiosos suddenly find themselves surrounded by cops. Their ruse becomes jeopardized as Joe begins to reveal too much during his drinking... now it's up to his uncle to save the day!